Blake Shelton is on twitter - and he’s funny as hell. And apparently he’s involved in some sort of bet to see how many people/organizations he can get blocked from on twitter. And I’m loving it. It’s brilliant. Yeah, it gets a little crude, but it’s a hell of a marketing ploy.
To those shocked by my behavior on twitter don’t worry…. I’m like this in person too!! Come on y’all!! Let’s have a story to tell one day!
about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
He started with PETA – though these aren’t all of them, he did succeed in getting blocked:
Meat is Murder! (via @officialpeta) Yes, delicious murder….
8:53 PM Aug 18th from Tweetie
In US military trauma training live pigs r shot, stabbed & burned! (via @officialpeta) Awesome!!! Where do I sign up?!!!!
6:25 PM Aug 19th from Tweetie
Dear PETA.. Picking on our U.S. Military now? You’ve reached a new level of dipshitness!.. Go back to fast food and sex with gerbels…
7:23 PM Aug 19th from Tweetie
Animal testing breaks hearts! (via @officialpeta) Yeah! And bow hunting breaks there lungs!!! Goodmorning dipshits…..
:32 PM Aug 20th from Tweetie
ILUVTOFU, what vegan doesn’t? http://ow.ly/kKDE (via @officialpeta) Does this really say “I luv to f u”?
2:50 PM Aug 20th from Tweetie
ILUVTOFU, what vegan doesn’t? (via @officialpeta) Got to admit it.. That’s pretty funny stuff. Now back to my McNuggets..
2:55 PM Aug 20th from Tweetie
Those poor chickens need someone to speak for them (via @officialpeta) Guess that’s where a cock like you comes in…
1:18 PM Aug 21st from Tweetie
In the mood for some souper news?(via @officialpeta) Did y’all finally decide to shut the F&CK up?!!!! That IS super!!!!
12:14 PM Aug 22nd from Tweetie
Only animals should wear fur! (via @officialpeta) Yeah, but they hide all the meat under there!!!! Dipshit…..
9:18 PM Aug 24th from Tweetie
What’s worse than the Double Down Chicken Sandwich? (via @officialpeta) The fact that you’re fighting for an animal that eats it’s own shit!
9:11 PM Aug 25th from Tweetie
Anything to save a life, wanna take the 30-day veg-pledge? We dare you! (via @officialpeta) Ok! Only if you try my 30 minute chicken choke!!
5:03 PM Aug 26th from Tweetie
Well… I think we all knew this day would come…. You may want set down… I’ve been blocked by PETA!!!!!
1:38 PM Aug 27th from Tweetie
Then he starts in on Peta2:
Hello @peta2…. Allow me to introduce myself… My name is Blake Shelton.. This could be the begining of a beautiful relationship!!!2:28 PM Aug 27th from Tweetie
what’s ur favorite dumb comment?
lol (via @peta2) It’s really not a comment it’s a word… It’s spelled PETA….
2:46 PM Aug 27th from Tweetie
win an iPod by helping 2 stop deadly training exercises on animals!(via @peta2) Ok but I’d rather win a camel ride or a turkey leg!!5:49 PM Aug 27th from Tweetie
this is where meat comes from – how much can you watch?(via @peta2) Is it a picture of your head?…
8:51 PM Aug 27th from Tweetie
Then he moved on to Greenpeace (This one is actually my favorite), and I think he succeeded in getting blocked after this one tweet:
We are all bearing witness to climate change. Climate impacts from around the world: (via @Greenpeace) I think they call it seasons….
2:04 PM Aug 27th from Tweetie
mooOOOooo