I’m a closet fan of Chuck Norris. Not as an actor, but I love Chuck Norris jokes. Like seriously, they can have me rolling in laughter for a good 5 minutes (Chuck Norris CAN touch this!). I don’t know what the appeal is, but I think they’re fun.
So this news story also amuses me to no end. As does this cartoon.







The 2nd link doesn’t work. Sad. The news article is funny, though – “You don’t run with Norris. You run from him.”
Link fixed! But you’ve already seen it.
Me, too. “Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.”
I figured it was the one you sent me, but I didn’t know for sure. “Tastes like pain!”