Pigeons in a Bag
Dec 18th, 2007 by Amanda
My roomie and I experienced something odd today at work. We were stuck in the mailroom (fighting with the folder/inserter machine), and we happened to see a man on the roof of the factory across the street. That, in itself, isn’t odd. What was odd was the fact that he was in a cage. With a bunch of pigeons. Upon closer inspection, it was evident that the man was catching pigeons in a net and putting them in a bag. Then he fed and watered the remaining pigeons and disappeared back inside with the bag of pigeons.
It was…odd, to say the very least.
First, we can’t figure out why there would be a cage of pigeons kept on a factory roof. Then we can’t figure out why they would catch them. And why on earth do they need pigeons?
Have any of you ever seen anything like that? Do you know what they may have been doing?
ummmm…It’s sooooo obvious.
His secret organization is obviously cultivating a deadly strain of bird flu, to release in the US, in hopes of bringing down the value of the dollar even more so that foreign interests can buy up America, use the survivors as slaves, and bring the Apocalypse.
any other questions?
I think you’re close, but there’s a simpler explanation.
Ben Franklin said, “Three people can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
So, the guy isn’t part of an organization, he is the organization. He’s upset that the Illuminati are being so careful and secretive about their efforts to overthrow humanity. So, he took matters into his own hands, and decided to speed things up.
Or maybe the place doesn’t pay that much, and he wanted dinner.
Pigeon Poop is very corrosive so they try to keep them off the factory roof when they can. As to the fate of the pigeons, many of them are sold to Falconers who use them for…. well, food for the falcon.
Fun tidbit for the day, did you know they think pigeon poo played a major part in why the minneapolis bridge collapsed earlier this year?
Amanda ~ There are 30,000 people “fighting with their folder/inserter machines” everyday. The design hasn’t changed in 70 years, until we came along.
We decided people shouldn’t have this difficult and fustrating job and made a mail envelope inserter that is boring to operate. I hope your company gets one for you soon.
Regards,
Buck