Midget Toes

Posted by Mandi on November 11th, 2007 . Filed under: Randomness .

My best friend and I just spent the last half an hour or so rolling on the floor we were laughing so hard. What were we laughing at?

My feet.

Seriously.

It was kind of incredible. I haven’t laughed so much in a very very long time, and it was definitely much needed! There’s no real way to explain to you what we found so funny…but I’m going to try. You see, we discovered that my left foot is far from normal. On first glance, it looks normal (please pardon the hairy big toe):

 But then we discovered that some of my toes are…broken. If you push on most of my toes (and yours too, I’d wager), they bounce back to their normal “resting” position. Two of my toes don’t do that. If you push my index and ring toes down, they stay down! I end up looking like I’m trying to flip someone off with my foot…

See what I mean? Then we discovered that those toes are somewhat double jointed. I can wave my toes in such a way that it looks like a midget hand wave. I honestly don’t know why we found it so funny…but when my foot started looking like a child’s deformed hand we just lost it.

The things that some of us find funny…

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4 Responses to Midget Toes

  1. Tasha
    November 11th, 2007 at 11:26 pm

    How did I know you were going to blog about that. It was a blast but I think we are totally insane for spending 30 min laughing at your deformed feet, and my neck and back are killing me from laughing so hard!Love you anyway!!!

  2. Midget toes « Novus Vitae
    November 12th, 2007 at 12:06 am

    [...] was safe and comforting and normal. The highlight of the night however was when we discovered that my friends left foot is NOT normal and spent 30 min laughing about it. I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard for [...]

  3. Scott Hatfield, OM
    November 12th, 2007 at 12:30 am

    Ah, life, with all its goofy wonder. I have monkey toes myself…SH

  4. Carl Holmes
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    So the last post is called Smells like something… then a picture of your foot shows up…

    Hmmm… so much to say here.

    Glad you are laughing and enjoying. That is the best way to go!