5 Reasons I Might be a Redneck…

  1. Talladega Nights is my favorite movie.
  2. I’d rather marry a man who can work on a car than one who has a PhD and knows nothing about what goes on under the hood.
  3. Walmart is my preferred store for…well, everything.
  4. I don’t have a “grandpa” or “grandfather.” I have a “grandaddy” and “papa.”
  5. I learned how to drive on a tractor.

*Jeff Foxworthy’s definition of “redneck” is simply the glorious absence of sophistication. Either way you look at it, it still applies to me.

5 Responses to 5 Reasons I Might be a Redneck…

  1. hehe…I have two Paw-Paws.

  2. Urgh…………….WALMART IS EVIL IN A BOX.

  3. I AGREE WITH DANIEL! WALMART – EVIL!

    I loved Talladega Nights. I play the bar scene where Ricky won’t say “I love crepes” over and over again. And his vile children were so funny.

  4. So what’s wrong with being a redneck? :p

    I agree with #2. Growing up in an academic family must have made me look elsewhere. I like men with real experiences and smarts rather than book experiences and smarts. If you know what I mean.

  5. Oh I didn’t say anything was wrong with it. :) I’m quite proud of it, actually. Especially since I live in Denver.

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